Watch Chommie – We Catch The Chancers
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we catch the chancers so you don't have to
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🛡️ Moderation-as-a-Service · For Small Platforms
👁️ watch chommie

We catch the
chancers so you
don't have to.

Lightweight, AI-assisted moderation built for niche communities and marketplaces who can't afford — or don't need — a full Trust & Safety team. Spam, scams, fake accounts: sorted.

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5 min
TO GO LIVE
24/7
AI MONITORING
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DEDICATED STAFF NEEDED
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CHANCERS BLOCKED
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Smart Detection
Rules + AI catch spam, scams and fake accounts as they land
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Mod Queue
One dashboard to approve, reject, or escalate flagged content
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Set & Forget
Connect once, tune sensitivity, let it run in the background
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Full Knowledge Base
FAQs, appeal templates, and setup guides built in
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STEP 1 OF 5 · WELCOME

Haai, chommie!
Let's lock this down.

Watch Chommie is quiet moderation for busy platforms. No Trust & Safety team, no problem — we watch for spam, scams and fake accounts so your community stays clean without you lifting a finger.

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Catch spam before it posts
Rules engine + AI classification, working together
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One tidy moderation queue
Review, approve, or ban in a single click
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Live in under 5 minutes
Connect your content types and you're covered
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STEP 2 OF 5 · YOUR PLATFORM

What are we
protecting?

Tell us what kind of platform you're running, so we can tune detection to match.

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Marketplace
Listings & sellers
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Forum / Community
Posts & comments
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Bookings / Services
Providers & requests
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Something else
We'll figure it out
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STEP 3 OF 5 · THE PROBLEM

What's giving you
the most grief?

Pick the chancer that shows up most on your platform.

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Spam listings/posts
Same junk, every day
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Scam messages
"Pay outside the app"
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Fake accounts
Bots & sockpuppets
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Abusive content
Harassment & hate
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STEP 4 OF 5 · YOUR NAME

What should we
call you, chommie?

This is just for your dashboard — we'll use it to say hi when you log back in.

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STEP 5 OF 5 · YOUR PATH

How do you want
to get started?

Pick what sounds right. You can always explore everything from the dashboard.

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Connect my platform now
Link your posts/listings and go live in minutes
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Tune sensitivity settings
Set how strict or lenient detection should be
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Explore the dashboard
Get the full picture before connecting anything
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Lekker, chommie!
You're covered.

Welcome to Watch Chommie — quiet moderation for busy platforms. We're already watching for the chancers.

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